Louis C.K.: Chewed Right up (2008) – Transcript

Louis C.K.: Chewed Right up (2008) – Transcript

F*ggot don’t imply gay

Good morning, okay… thanks, ok f*ggot the way you doin’ Sorry, We named him a f*ggot. While i are a young child, I didn’t even know exactly what homosexual is, I had not become informed that individuals do this, I had no fucking suggestion. Once i is children, you titled people a great f*ggot while they have been becoming a beneficial f*ggot, y’know. A person’s merely becoming a f*ggot. “Neee,” Shut up f*ggot. “You are not designed to use people for this.” Shut up f*ggot. I would never ever phone call a homosexual guy a beneficial f*ggot, unless of course he had been are a good f*ggot. not as they are gay, could you know? Basically spotted a couple of males blowing each other, I’m not sure as to why I am seeing him or her do so, but if I simply took place to. I stumble upon several fellas blowing both to your its respective “penisia” That is plural for dick that i developed today… “penisia” I might getting sincere in it, y’know, “Hello men.” However, if among them took the fresh knob off his mouth area and you can started pretending all the faggy and you can saying annoying faggy one thing. “You are sure that individuals from Phoenix is actually Phoenisians” or something. I would personally end up like “hello shut up f*ggot, FAAAAGGGOOT” Prevent becoming a great f*ggot and you will draw you to dick, that’s what I’d tell them. I don’t know, I would not telephone call somebody an indicate label for drawing a penis, as if you draw a penis, that’s very, We respect your. Given that I am unable to do so, What i’m saying is I haven’t attempted and were not successful, I just, I set me personally indeed there within my notice and i would not do it while the I’m scared, that is the merely cause That’s why, whenever you bring a manhood I believe that there surely is a great fuel in being able to do you to definitely, I think that. I do not believe that blowing someone appear with ease so you’re able to anyone, no matter if it’s something you essentially do, all the the latest penis must take somethin’ outta you. There should be something you gotta do in order to get yourself in a position, y’know, “[clears mouth area] okay, right here we wade” [exhales] “ahaha, your.. I am attending bring ya” “muahaha oookay, Here I Go!” Very, f*ggot, I’m not sure.

I miss that word, k’now, I was raised proclaiming that word and you may, After all, it never implied homosexual

Numerous conditions which are not bad terminology, but some someone begin using them a great deal to hurt almost every other somebody immediately after which it getting crappy and become tough to fool around with. There is terminology that i like that we are unable to fool around with because almost every other somebody use them incorrect to help you harm someone else. For instance the phrase c*nt try a gorgeous term, if you ask me there was simply beauty for the reason that phrase, and i mean eg asthetically it’s chocolate-y and you can round with the concludes. I just… c*nt, I recently such as the method it sounds. I really don’t put it to use due to the fact an insult, I’ll be alone from the laundry for example “c*nt, c*nt” I simply for example stating it I would never phone call a woman a c*nt, with the exception of my mother while the she loves they for the majority of weird reason, but.. it is an extremely misused keyword, it’s supposed to indicate vagina, that we don’t think really works at all because the vagina’s are so nice they truly are absolutely nothing quite something with move pedal-y mouth area. I pay attention to good piccalo in my own head whenever I discover good vagina. bookofsex For even vaginas that’s also severe, they ought to be entitled such as for example “fala-lala” There should be a butterfly fluttering up to all of the vagina just all of the the full time, a little butterfly. Visit your physician and you can he is like “Better this new butterfly looks good so our company is in good shape” How can you take a look at something which rather and you may say “Which is a-c*NT” that will not fit whatsoever. Maybe whether or not it was a big genitals and it is actually attacking an urban area and you will throwing buses doing and you can knocking more than mobile posts Then you can say “Hi, someone take one to c*nt which have a good bazooka!” It is planning to step-on the fresh chocolate store! Thus, f*ggot, c*nt.